Chun-Li putting the smack down on white people
being interrupted mid sentence
my drug dealer cracks me up
Anonymous said: I just wanted to ask the number 32.... One thing you've lied about... :)
One thing I’ve lied about.. Hmm
This is a hard one because I’m Mexican and in order to go out and have fun the only think you can do is lie lol
But one time specifically I would have to say that one time I was in this “club” at school & there was spray paint and we stay painted the concrete and the we got called into the principals office to get in trouble & almost got suspended. But what we didn’t know was that they called out parents to tell them that we were called in but they didn’t tell them what for. So my mom asked me about it and I told her that I was called in because I was going to be on the honor roll. I felt so bad but I didn’t want her to find out that I almost got suspended lol
There’s a lot better ones but this is the first one to pop in my head lol
IF YOU EVER GET IN A FIGHT WITH YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER JUST BREATHE IN THE HELIUM OUT OF A BALLOON AND HAVE AN ARGUMENT AND THE FIRST ONE TO LAUGH LOSES
In honor of national dog day, here’s a vid of my sister’s dog Buddy struggling to get inside. Hahahaha.
buddy does not know
This is the greatest video on tumblr
Uh not to mention Bruno Mars literally has a song about how much he wants to MURDER one of his exgirlfriends, but you’re right, Taylor’s feelings are tErRifYiNg
Bank teller laughing at robber.
She like wtf this nigga gon do wit that lmao
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